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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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localstarboy

Saudi Arabia gave women permission to drive and this is the first thing they do 😭

snellyboi

This shit’s harder than ANY post malone track

goldensweetcheeks

Somebody on twitter called her SaudiB

vanitysgrace

This track is hard

wallofdis

I saw that someone who speaks Arabic took a stab at translating it and it turns out she’s basically doing a PSA about safe driving rules and I fell in love

spongebobssquarepants
imarisosweet:
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anomaly1

I’m biting my lip from making a smart comment

king-rve

*sext to yo man*

blacksnobbery

I mean☕️🌚 someone gon have to say it eventually…

trebled-negrita-princess

SCREAMING

50shadesofbrownbeauty

Someone please say it

daddynoooo

I’m done…..lolol….this is true but I’m done

biohazerd

Yall triflin lmfao

allbl-ck

😈🌚….

itsmisspickle

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curlyteekay

Lol this is hilarious

yvng-brxxzy

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love-dhorton

I don’t get it😩

carpediemeverydae

The suspense is killing me 😂

s-xamayca

Lmaooo

theryanproject

Y'all need to stop 😂😂😂

trebled-negrita-princess

Reblogging again for the shade, but the truth is backed by health science LMAO

myblaqboudoir

So ain’t nobody gonna actually say it 😂😂

garnbinogirlforever

Don’t you dare fuckin say it.

firstoffletmesayi

This is a concept fa dat ass.

candiikismet

I’m holding my breath about to pop!!! Don’t y'all dare!

rappermode

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Originally posted by ordem227

blvck-mermaid

Actually the fact that no one has said it makes it better. I’ll wait………….. watch for it to come back around 

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Originally posted by everythingyntk

ayemuhhfucka

gah damn i love tumblr so much

dezilife

Lmao !!!

jcuethetroubadour

*internally screams out answer*

royal-piece-of-shit

Who gwaan say it? Who gwaan say it? Who gwaan say it? 😂😂😂😂

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Originally posted by thehoodgirlofwgkta

wvrthy

lmfaooo why do I live for posts like these though?

aaronsgift

Ha the last one

cosmic-noir

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Originally posted by wendywilliamsgifs

brownskinchronicles

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Originally posted by fiercegifs

curatorofmoor

I’ve reblogged this for weeks and still nothing…SENSATIONAL

istillrepresent

Just followed all y'all cuz we all know the answer, but holding it like the secret Krabby Pattie Formular

thequeenof-me

somebody please say it 😩

firstoffletmesayi

noooooOOOOOAP

tournesols-niors

After all this, no body gonna say anything 😂😂

afrohoopz

And the wait continues

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Originally posted by realitytvgifs

mothernaeture

Omfg

afrodesiacworldwide

lmao!! Fact… Keep it going!!!

goaaaldigger

SHIT, I’LL SAY IT

ais4antjuanette

LMAOO I LOVE THIS

blvck--vodka

👀🤔

dynastylnoire

Here for this

freshest-tittymilk

Oh Lord do I ever want to

theknightmurders

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we all like…

imarisosweet

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Originally posted by whatsthe-tea

lovely-b0n3s
intangible-rice

When I was 17 my appendix ruptured because I thought I was just having period cramps and didn’t go to the hospital so don’t tell me PMS symptoms are no big deal

one-lastmiracle

this actually happened to me during my math final and i didn’t think anything of it and when i was later admitted to the hospital my math prof was asking me ‘you didn’t have to take the final! why didn’t you tell me it hurt?!?!’ and i told him i’ve had cramps worse.

he gave me 100

bitch-jerk-assbutt-teamfreewill

This is actually an extremely common occurrence simply because in sex ed they don’t teach you how to tell the difference between menstrual cramps and other more serious pains. The way to tell the difference between cramps and appendicitis is that while menstrual cramps are generalized toward the middle of the stomach below the belly button, pain from a swollen or burst appendix will start in the middle of the stomach and relocate to only the lower right side, even lower than menstrual cramps, and is a very localized pain. It also comes on extremely suddenly and will worsen over time or when you make a sudden movement, like a cough or a sneeze.

Basically, if you’re feeling any sort of pain, even if it’s menstrual cramps, don’t hesitate to tell the school nurse or a parent, or if you’re out of school and home even make a doctor’s appointment. Chances are if your cramps are that bad there’s something they can do to improve that as well.

vandigo

I am boosting the shit out of that reply, because I am twenty-fucking-five years old and did not know how to tell the two pains apart

lovely-b0n3s

Also, ovarian cysts are a thing. They aren’t as low as appendix ruptures but they feel similar, and they make it hard to sit or walk. They aren’t harmful though, it just happens sometimes, but they’re shitty because it’s like getting cramps without the benefit of knowing you’re getting your period over with.